HEADSHOTTING THE BEST IN GAME COVERAGE SINCE MARCH 27, 2011

Top 9 First-Person Shooters of All-Time

From Halo: Combat Evolved to Call of Duty: Black Ops, the Games Killstorm Team selects the finest first-person shooters of all-time!


Why PC Gaming Failed

Why did computer gaming fail? Why did it fall behind the superior graphics and hard-hitting online play you can only find on consoles? The Games Killstorm team explains.

Article brought to you by GameSpot: Power to the Players!


Top 7 Reasons Video Games Should be More Expensive

One-hundred dollars for an XBox game? Yes! The Games Killstorm team explains why you need to stop being poor and support the industry you love.

Article fueled by Electronic Arts!


Call of Duty: Black Ops Review

This is the best Call of Duty game released in the last six months. Maybe the last nine. It's that good.

Article oven-roasted by Activision-Blizzard!


Top 14 Sexy Cosplay Photos

Contrary to popular opinion, women don't simply belong in the kitchen! They can play dress-up, too! Watch these gamer girls bare all to become your favorite video game characters!


Why GameStop Brings Power to the Players: "Welcome to GameStop!"

How is GameStop bringing power to the players? Part five of "GameStop Fights For You, Sponsored By GameStop" will show you the store clerks who are fighting to bring you great deals on your favorite games!

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Tired of video game elitists claiming that there are better games than Call of Duty? Then you've found the right place! Games Killstorm was founded in 2011 by GameFAQs experts DemonG0ku4 and GodlyTheSlayer. Our team of experts has been playing video games since the Halo days and know what the best video games are made of! We'll bring you the biggest press releases, the most exclusive reviews, and the sexiest cosplay pictures that Google can find! Unlike computer games, this web site is guaranteed to entertain!

At Games Killstorm, we understand that video games like Starcraft and Street Fighter and Quake are yesterday's news! We get it, guys! You're not talented enough to compete against the gods of the Halo universe! It's okay! You can cry about it on your hyperdesktop computers with your "gaming keyboards" and "video cards"! It's like those Miller Lite commercials where the guy says that he wants a beer with less taste! And then the hot female bartender says "Well, when you're done playing video games on a computer, I'll be here with a Miller Lite!" And the guy is like "But I can play Crysis with 8x anti-aliasing!" And then the bartender is like "Sure you can. I'll be playing Halo with real video game players, okay?" Games Killstorm is the Miller Lite of video game journalism and we can bring you great taste at only 3.2 grams of carbohydrates!

The final verdict? If you can't find a sexy cosplay Metroid making lesbian love with a sexy Samus co-ed, then you're not on Games Killstorm!

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